Lost, but smiling

phantomofthecity:

cicatrici-belle:

How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art

phantomofthecity:

cicatrici-belle:

How to get away with not drawing the other eye

you just shattered the fourth wall of art

(Source: megustaelheladoylosgatitos, via that-moffat-moriarty-girl)

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via vivelesamis)

kingkristoffs:

And then I got thrown in jail!

(via briannathestrange)

gay boy: hey man you look good today

straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment

straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]

winnieeffingrocks:

ultrafacts:

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Imagine messing around with people with this thing.All those times you thought someone was calling your name.?

winnieeffingrocks:

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Imagine messing around with people with this thing.
All those times you thought someone was calling your name.?

(via thefancycorpse)

nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3:

the secret to having a good url

  •  
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  • ur rly gonna take advice from me

(Source: qonorrhea, via dontbeanassbutt)

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

image

jesus christ

did u think i was lying

(via dontbeanassbutt)

me-and-my-tardis:

on-screen team vs. off-screen team

lets all take a moment to appreciate rdj’s pants

(via dontbeanassbutt)

xaldien:

Hans + saying the one thing he knows will break each sister

Gotta love how Disney has created one of the most realistic portrayals of a sociopath in recent history, and it’s actually damned terrifying.

(Source: findsomethingtofightfor, via findsomethingtofightfor)

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

iseelightattheendofthetunnel:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

I died at hakuna your tatas

(Source: starinhercorner, via canadiancosette)

“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”
— what I keep telling myself on the lead up to my exams

(Source: mor-iarty)

How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

shadowjumpingsherlock:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

(via outsidersunite)

susanivanovas:

true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse

(via johnnybitchface)

anafieldelaunay:

if you love a thing don’t go in the tag *clap clap* if you love a thing don’t go in the tag *clap clap*

if you love it and you know it then your blog will surely show it if you love a thing don’t go in the tag *clap clap*

(via thereisnoindividual)